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Joke of the Day

"I hope my boss asks me to draw a bunch of cats wearing top hats today cause then I'll already be done my work and I can leave early"

"How does Harry Potter go down a hill? By walking. JK. Rowling."

"I'm scheduled for a vasectomy next Wednesday, but I am a little worried. I hear it can make a vas deferens in my sex life."

"Black people are way more susceptible to diabetes. That's not racist, it's a medical fact. Now if I said ""hide your wallets, there's diabetes patients around here,"" that would be racist."

"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"

"How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus? They came in like a wrecking ball."

"A boy has a stunning realization and confronts his mother Boy: Mum! Why am I black and you're white? Mum: Considering all the crazy shit I've done years ago, you should be glad you aren't barking"

"Whats pink and always slippery? A pink slipper"

"How many German does it take to take down a plane? One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it."

"So embarrassed... ...thought sombody cute was staring at me so i stared back. But then i realized we were both just the negative space around a vase"