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Joke of the Day
"Whats pink and always slippery? A pink slipper"
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"I just got caught having sex in a church. Needless to say I should have probably waited untill her funeral was over."
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"Why was President Banana of Zimbabwe elected? He had great appeal. - Courtesy of my dad."
"Something came in the mail today.... DEEZ NUTZ!!!! HA!!!! GOT HEM!!! GOT HEM!!!"
"Fatboy Slim announced that he's releasing a monthly cookie delivery service It's called 'Snack My Bitch Up.'"
"Still good at casually flexing my bicep the second before a girl touches it."
"There are three people in this world... Those who can count, and those you can not."
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"A man walks into an elevator and looks at the woman standing inside. He says, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""Ew no"" ""Must be your pussy then."""