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Joke of the Day

"How many German does it take to take down a plane? One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it."

"Guys, it is true. Size DOES matter. When have you ever been satisfied after she brings you a small sandwich?"

"knock knock! who's there? i eat mop... :]"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ""ghughgugjjch"""

"A father bull and his son are standing on a hill. Overlooking the cows. The son says ""dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!"" The father bull says ""Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all."""

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash, the other is delicious."

"My 6' tall female friend complains that she can't ever find pants long enough to fit. Try Amazon.com"

"I saw a porn starring Tila Tequila today The nice man even salted her rim."

"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"

"Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus? Because he's a cross product."