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Joke of the Day
"Boss: Tell me a joke Me: I am busy Boss: Good one!! Tell me another"
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"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny."
"Knock knock... **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Interrupting Cow.** Interrupting Cow who? **Moo...... FUCK!**"
"The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile."
"Hedgehogs Why can't they just share the hedge?"
"It's too bad National Constipation Day isn't more well-known... ...because currently, no one gives a shit."
"Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China? All the dongs."
"What is the opposite of Christopher reeves? Christopher Walken"
"Ill never try suicide again! Last time I almost killed myself"
"A midget Mexican is called a paragraph. Because he aint no full essay ;)"