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Joke of the Day
"Boss: Tell me a joke Me: I am busy Boss: Good one!! Tell me another"
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"All Condoms have serial numbers on them- They do? I've never seen one- Yeah, C'mon, you know..Big numbers...at the...Oh... I guess you've never had to roll one back that far...."
"OWNER: The museum's ready? ME: All the artichokes are in place OWNER: Ha, you mean artifacts [I slam the door shut] ME: U cannot go in there"
"What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer"
"Two antennas met on a roof . . . Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant."
"What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer..."
"What do you call a fish that takes a selfie? Selfish"
"My life That's the joke."
"When I was twelve, I jammed a tile from a Scrabble set into a Nerf gun and shot my brother in the forehead, killing him instantly. It was an accident though, I thought it was a ""blank""."
"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."