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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish that takes a selfie? Selfish"

"Electric Trains Q: What do electric trains and boobs have in common? A: They're both meant for small children, but it's the grown men that end up playing with them."

"A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a roof. Suddenly a gust of wind came and the big one fell off, but the little one didn't. Why? He was a little more on."

"You say, ""I think we should see other people"" like I haven't been doing so ever since we started dating."

"Did you hear the joke about the gorilla? Apparently, it's not for kids."

"Daughter 1: Dad, I'm lesbian. Daughter 2: Dad, I'm also a lesbian. Father: Isn't there anyone in this family who likes dick? Son: Yeah dad, I do."

"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for spanish. Press 1 and 2 at the same time for the latest Pitbull song"

"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"

"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"

"Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I'm starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS."