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Joke of the Day

"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."

"The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains."

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because he conditioned it."

"How can you tell if a pedophile is happy? He has a peda-smile."

"the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard"

"Three guys walk into a bar... And their families are slowly torn apart by alcoholism. (Edit: typo pointed out by grammar Nazi)"

"Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it."

"Anyone who claims on the internet that the President is a Communist, should be forced to spend a year in 1934 Siberia."

"Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?"

"Your options when you want to backup your data... If you want to backup your data, you've got only 2 options. NAS or NSA."