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Joke of the Day

"All Condoms have serial numbers on them- They do? I've never seen one- Yeah, C'mon, you know..Big numbers...at the...Oh... I guess you've never had to roll one back that far...."

"So, what if Mohammed does a self portrait?"

"What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi"

"In my experience there's two ways to get things done, the right way and the drunk way."

"Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere."

"How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? With the chicken still around it"

"How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server? D--Dos"

"Did you hear about the farmer's daughter who was sent home from the county fair? She couldn't keep her calves together."

"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"

"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the horse... Would you help your uncle jack off the horse?"