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Joke of the Day
"Tragic: In the world every 60 seconds... ...One minute passes."
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"Bad news for women: there's a glass ceiling. Good news for women: that's one more thing you get to Windex!"
"Ugly girls are basically just dudes I'm not allowed to fight."
"When I found out my wife was having an affair, I was heartbroken. I turned to religion to cope. Now I'm Muslim and we're stoning her tomorrow."
"Female Coworker: I just got this implant in my arm. It's for birth control. Me: I didn't even know an arm could get pregnant."
"I heard there's this amazing place underground... ...where you can have sex with miners."
"What happens when Captain America drinks water? He becomes hydrated."
"What do goats do to get off? They pasturebate"
"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."
"Please, call me Seahorse. Mr. Seahorse was my mother."