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Joke of the Day

"What do bees who are allergic to honey get? Hives."

"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"

"In LGBTQ acronym, ""Q"" stands for ""queer"" or ""questioning""... It's the ""Don't ask, can't tell"" sexual orientation."

"What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Whats the name of the arachnid playwright?"

"Had no idea why my salad was $175, 'til the waiter explained that they only use Beets by Dre."

"Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!"

"Thanks for saying 'on your mobile' in your bio, for a moment I thought you might be tweeting like me, from a calculator in the psych ward"

"Girls want a Guy that's a gentleman and a Bad Ass! Girls want a guy that's a gentleman and a bad ass. On first dates, I wear a tuxedo and an eye patch!"

"You can tell I come from a long line of hunters the way I cunningly stalk the rare Totino's Frozen Pizza."