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Joke of the Day
"Bought a new boomerang Can't throw away my old one"
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"I was walking through a graveyard this morning and saw a man squatting by a tombstone. I shouted ""Morning!"" He replied ""No, just pooping."""
"What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread"
"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."
"A dying man looks up into his wife's eyes and says, ""Honey, before I go I have something I need to tell you."" To which she replies, ""I already know, dear. That's why I poisoned you."""
"Why can't women drive? Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen."
"when I see a Facebook relationship status 'it's complicated' I imagine love through wormholes over tens of thousands of years, alien biology"
"I nicknamed my girlfriend Christmas She only comes once a year."
"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Budum tits."
"""Fraud"" Our teacher put an ugly dried up amphibian specimen on the lab table and asked: So. Is it a FROG or a TOAD? Murph: It is a ""FRAUD""."