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Joke of the Day

"Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit? His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence"

"Q: Why were screams coming from the kitchen? A: The cook was beating the eggs."

"Oprah and Hilary have a backup plan if trump wins The catcher in the rye is going to be featured in Oprah's book club"

"Hot singles in my area have heard about me and are moving to other areas"

"A helium atom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve your kind here"". The helium atom did not react."

"I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza"

"Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready."

"The White Walkers don't need to attack The Known World as they all kill each other there anyway."

"Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? Because two Eds are better than one."

"Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo"