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Joke of the Day

"Two Muslim extremists chatting... One says: So I heard we're going to a concert on the 14th? Other says: Yeah, Guns and Roses."

"One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Vodka."

"Women know that men are like linoleum . . . If they lay 'em right the first time, they can walk on them for years."

"Why is French person a better team player than a pirate? The pirate says, ""Aye, aye!"" The French says, ""Oui, oui!"""

"In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs. Well seasoned and well rounded."

"This kid who wants 'two front teeth' for Christmas is full of shit."

"What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ? Independence Day"

"I think I might stop cussing and get all religious and shit"

"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."

"My girlfriend always keep her boobs pressed against my face when she asks me for expensive things.She calls it the ""Booby trap"""