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Joke of the Day

"Two Muslim extremists chatting... One says: So I heard we're going to a concert on the 14th? Other says: Yeah, Guns and Roses."

"What do you call a potato Kim jong un dropped in his lap? A dicktator."

"people say they're ""over the moon"" when they're happy, but it's a lie; the moon is one of those things you will never truly get over"

"How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!"

"Apple is going to release the first smart vacuum cleaner this year The first Apple product that doesn't suck (not hating on apple or anything but i got this joke somewhere)"

"Does Caitlyn even have a vagina? ""No, she has a *Vajenner.*"""

"What's the difference between a decrepit Greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."

"It's already the second week of January and I'm still writing 1983 on my checks."

"*Farmer walks into job application Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer. Employer: BOOM! Tech support!"

"What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court? Annette!"