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Joke of the Day

"I removed Sean Connery's limbs & replaced them with Daniel Craig's arms & Pierce Brosnan's legs. They formed an unlikely Bond."

"Never iron a four leaf clover... You don't want to press your luck."

"My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife."

"Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)"

"What fun drink can put your kid to sleep? Bleach"

"What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber? A director's cut"

"Why are men so smart while having sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."

"""what do we want?"" ""faster Internet!"" ""when do we want it?"". Loading..."

"My kitten is probably the most playful creature on the planet, but it's less cute when you realize it's all just bird murder practice."

"In bed my wife calls my Jimmy John's. I cum freaky fast."