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Joke of the Day

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"Cancer changes things. If you really love her.. You'll put up with dry-mouth blow jobs."

"Why cant Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's ~~Blind~~ Married"

"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car But they're having trouble installing windows"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, who can swim the English Channel? Clever Dick."

"Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents."

"What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath? You can't ride your bike on a sociopath"

"What version of windows does Jesus use? XP Edit: [Explanation](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Rho)"

"I'd like to welcome everyone with a car visor CD holder to the year 2011. We understand and accept your simple ways here in the future."

"Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people."