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Joke of the Day
"Why was Noah a great businessman? He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."
Next Joke
"Love means never having to say you're sorry for accidentally bringing home six more cats."
"Whenever I have trouble getting out of a hot shower, I simply count down from 100. Today I got to -634."
"Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job? His office went paperless."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby I won't rape the pizza before I put it in the oven"
"I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named Weird Al Qaedavic."
"Depressed?"
"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."
"Why couldn't the bike stand on it's own? Because it was two tired."
"Watching Benjamin Button. Never gets old."