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"Don't commit suicide! It's illegal to destroy government property."
"What's more stable a hamburger or a steak? A hamburger because it is in the ground state."
"What do you call a pickle on sale? A sweet Dill."
"Me: I'll have a beer Waiter: it's 10am Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs"
"*pulls knife out of back* *selfies with it*"
"Just bought gas for $1.32/gallon. Don't own a car but couldn't pass up the bargain."
"What is the difference between a brothel and a circus? One is an array of cunning stunts!"
"Report: Scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues"
"Racist Jokes Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism."