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Joke of the Day

"I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named Weird Al Qaedavic."

"(whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?"

"Life filled with asp, php, HTML, SEO, Digital Marketing, Drip, PPC, SEM and much much more"

"Two duck hunters You know about the two duck hunters who were found dead in Texas? The lawyer for the defence says the accused acted in self defence and that the community says duck lives matter too."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman"

"Grease (1978, musical) A highschool girl wins happiness and the acceptance of her peers by changing who she is and taking up smoking."

"I like what you did with your hair How'd you get it to stick out of your nose like that?"

"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."

"What do mathematicians do when they are constipated? They get a pencil and work it out."

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