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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin"
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"Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump... It's called President Evil."
"When my husband brags that girls hit on him at work, I just remind him that I make more money than him. We both go to bed happy."
"I like the pink cans of mace because looking adorable while preventing rape is very important to me."
"""just great, I've lost my house my wife is leaving and my kids hate me how can this day get any worse"" -A dinosaur, 66 million years ago"
"You know what's the saddest part of North Korea getting hacked? It won't get to see this."
"Why does my computer say Hello? Because it's a Dell."
"What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood? Your noggin"
"I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination."
"What do you call a guy with no shins? Tony..... toe knee"