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Joke of the Day

"I like the pink cans of mace because looking adorable while preventing rape is very important to me."

"What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl? Gives the X Box back to grandkids"

"There are teenagers smoking pot in this parking lot I'm gonna throw an ax at them I bet you they get so paranoid"

"What does Rick and the Llama have in common? Caaaaarl!!"

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships I guess in HD was not the answer she was expecting."

"She criticized my apartment... So I knocked her flat"

"How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus."

"You don't hear much about Snow White's eighth dwarf, but they should never have trusted Clumsy with an axe."

"Have u heard of the guy with diarrea I hear he has the shits for you"

"Tapioca pudding. Con: insane amount of carbs and sugars. Pro: tastes like you're going down on an angel."