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Joke of the Day
"Why does my computer say Hello? Because it's a Dell."
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"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono."
"I was being recruited for suicide bombing... I asked the recruiter, ""what are the perks of being a suicide bomber?"" And he replied, ""well, for starters, you get to go all over the place!"""
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"*Looking in the mirror* Fix hair. Check teeth. Fix hair. Check butt. Fix hair. Side check. Suck in. Side check. Fix hair. *Sighs* walks..."
"A gay deer walks out of a bar And says, ""man, I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!!"""