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Joke of the Day

"When my husband brags that girls hit on him at work, I just remind him that I make more money than him. We both go to bed happy."

"Not to brag but I can still fit in my culturally-defined gender roles from high school!"

"Don't you hate when someone without kids tells you how to parent? I think I know how much alcohol my kids can handle."

"you can tell the new mad max movie takes place in a lawless post apocalyptic hellscape because not one person used their blinker"

"How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency."

"Kanye West Running For President 2020"

"There are only 2 branches of the military... There are only 2 branches of the American Military: the Army & the Navy The Air Force is a corporation. The Marines are #*?& cult."

"What is the difference between American teenage girls amd Muslim teenage girls? (Offensive) American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."

"Saw Interstellar over the weekend & was totally glued to my seat. The movie was OK but the getting-glued-to-my-seat thing ruined it for me."

"It's the 2016 Olympics And Chris Brown is still the most famous female boxer"