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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks = girl ant. If it floats = buoyant."

"Yo Mama is so fat she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)"

"What kind of bagel did the camper eat? A winnebago."

"I don't steal my tweets from song lyrics! Seriously. Y'all gon' make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here."

"Two deer at a gay bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns and says to the other, ""I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."""

"My running tights are giving me a mean camel toe. I'm going to wear my ""Mind the Gap"" t-shirt to the gym"

"Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed"

"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk."

"Did you hear about the pyromaniac who was on the dating website? He was looking for the perfect match."

"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."