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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix"
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"two deer walk out of a gay bar the first deer says to the other, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there""."
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"[speed dating] Me: Have you ever choked someone? ""No I would never do something like that"" Me: Next"
"Excuse me, ma'am. Your car doesn't make you invisible, but I am super impressed by how far you just got your finger up your nose."
"Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving."
"I've made 20,000 tweets. And I've never tried to sell you anything except the idea that tampon jokes are funny."
"Why did Thor file a police report? Because someone stole his thunder"