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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad? [deleted]"

"What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door im dressing"

"It's not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight."

"I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man.. And he blew up in my face!"

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."

"The man who worte the Hokey Pokey died. They had a hard time placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, but as soon as they started trying to put the right leg in they had problems."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just came out of this chick."

"A man goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks: Do you need a bag? He answers: She isn't that ugly!"

"I told my friend that Jewish people call God by a different name. He said, ""No way!"", to which I replied, ""Yahweh""."

"Two Irishmen walk out of a pub."