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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad? [deleted]"

"Your pants are so tight... ...you can't even get a leg up on the situation!"

"I cumfonted my girlfriend this morning... What did she have to say? Get me a towel."

"Octopus How does an octopus make you laugh? With ten-tickles"

"TIL that in the PC version of GTA V there's a new keyboard shortcut which when you press it will cause your character to kill minorities Alt+Right"

"How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label."

"Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy? Because they had good high jeans"

"I was standing outside their school waiting for the kids to finish, when a parent came up and asked ""So which one is yours?"" I replied ""Not sure, haven't decided yet""."

"Terrorist Threat Level: Porcupine"

"During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel."