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Joke of the Day
"It doesn't take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad."
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"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink!"
"Honestly Officer, I do have a few ideas as to why I'd get pulled over, but I'm kind of afraid to tell you. Let's both say it on 1-2-3, ok?"
"You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb."
"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ? A receding hare-line."
"So it's my birthday and my parent sang me happy birthday. Mom: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Dad: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Mom: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Dad: ""You were born because your mom sniffed glue."""
"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"
"Mini-Skirt Speech My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"Behind Every Successful man. Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman."
"I saw Kony kissing Santa Claus"