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Joke of the Day
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink!"
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"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A: 'ell if I know."
"I'll bet Timmy would never have fallen down that well if his parents would've coughed up the money for a HUMAN instead of a dog babysitter."
"The local radio station is having a contest. First place wins a week in New Jersey. Second place wins 2 weeks in New Jersey."
"Funny Joke **Want to hear a dirty joke** > A boy fell in the mud **Want to hear a clean joke** > He took a bath"
"What happened before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."
"I'd like to meet those almond milk farmers. Shake their teeny hands."
"What's the difference between chocolate and a dead hooker? You can feed one to your dog"
"how many Irishman does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, one to hold the light bulb the other to drink until the room spins"
"My retirement plan is pretty much dependent on the Mayans being right."