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Joke of the Day
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink!"
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"Ok, all you people who adopt dogs and put ""who rescued who?"" stickers on your car... you drive me crazy! Clearly it's ""who rescued whom?"""
"I'm wearing a tuxedo to work today in protest of casual Friday."
"Just took an acting class.... Now I'm qualified to be a soccer player"
"What do hackers do when they go on vacation? They go phishing"
"my aunt: why u kids always on them phones cant u have a real conversation me: *puts down phone* *crosses legs* why did u melt the ice caps"
"I broke into your house and slept under your bed all night to protect you from the perverts out there."
"I used to have a job involving crushing cans....... It was soda pressing!"
"A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner. Their waitress walks by and asks ""Is anything alright?"""
"If you read Twitter backwards it tells the story of humanity slowly getting smarter."