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Joke of the Day
"I saw Kony kissing Santa Claus"
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"Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper... I woke this morning with a huge correction."
"Another night, another chance to put a flaming skeleton outside a little girl's window and then hide it when she tries to show her parents."
"What do you call two Filipino pilots? A pair of pliers"
"My mom asked me what I was doing for Easter ... I said, ""Same as Jesus. Going out on Friday and coming back Sunday"""
"Being rich seems convenient."
"Hey vegans. Making a salad is not ""cooking"". Making a salad is ""assembling""."
"It's impossible to have an *ok* time on a trampoline. It's either the most fun you've ever had or you go to the hospital."
"California Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hella."
"*registering with a doctor* Receptionist: ""Thanks for filling in the form - you've missed the next of kin section"" *batman runs out crying*"