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Joke of the Day

"I found out ""penis"" means ""tail"" in Latin. That must be why chasing tail never ended well for me."

"Standup comedian It gets up in public, at public places; thus making me awkward, and the passersby laugh. My dick is a great standup comedian."

"Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue"

"Join the food train Chew chew!!!"

"My boss just asked if I'm illiterate, which is offensive because I know exactly who my father is."

"Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me"

"Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston"

"Obama : The people are worried Hillary is not focused.... How is her head currently??? Bill Clinton: Well she's no Monica... But she's good."

"I like my coffee how I like my women warm"

"Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating? He was skating before it was cool"