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Joke of the Day
"Why are some people so odd? Because they can't even."
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"Why did the plant say after being watered? ""I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack""."
"Someone told me that women live to be woken up with oral sex... ... but when I tried it my wife woke up and said ""WTF get that thing out of my mouth!!"""
"Do they have a pregnancy test for immaculate conceptions?"
"How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom? They think outside the box."
"How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear."
"Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer? In denial."
"You put the punchline in the title Wanna know how to spoil a joke?"
"Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change? Because they were vaccinated as children."
"Best pun ...EVER Unfortunately I didn't go to the Gym today but the cashiers name at McDonald's was Jim .... So same thing, right??"