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Joke of the Day

"Why are some people so odd? Because they can't even."

"I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high, it's ground breaking"

"Potato is like Soviet rape. Not come everyday, but fill you up when is come."

"Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car."

"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"

"My Chinese dad told me all Chinese Women look the same... That's why he's a polygamist."

"If I won Super Bowl tickets for me and 10 friends I'd have to sell at least 7 on ebay."

"Why Did The One Handed Man Cross The Road? So he could get to the second hand store!"

"Did you hear the one about the two guys who voted no? Neither did aye."

"Oh you're upset about a thing? Allow me to remind you that there are other, more upsetting things. Somehow I think this should help you"