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Joke of the Day
"The mean Apple Store manager He's a real apphole."
Next Joke
"A dyslexic walks into a bra."
"Darling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it."
"I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me."
"Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her in the house of pancakes."
"Is that gluten free? You mean Kosher for Passover, right?"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot."
"Weird Question in Exam Q) What do you find in cells? My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology."
"From my gf Me: What are you planning on doing on MLK day? Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why? Her: I want to have dreams too"
"Bought a jug of detergent that said it will clean 126 loads. ...So why, after 3 washes, do my sheets still glow under the black light?"