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Joke of the Day

"Darling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it."

"Q: Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? A: He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."

"I threw up in a porta potty at a Winger concert back in 88' .... We did not have the internet back then so I'm telling you now."

"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."

"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar Nazi? there, their, they're."

"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"

"who is the most fun on a missing persons case? the search party animal!"

"look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens"

"Which position is for a baseball player wearing a buttplug? Shartstop"

"The spork is the hermaphrodite of utensils."