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Joke of the Day

"Bought a jug of detergent that said it will clean 126 loads. ...So why, after 3 washes, do my sheets still glow under the black light?"

"Why do German shower faucets have 11 holes? Jews only have 10 fingers."

"Why did the punk-rocker cross the road? He had a chicken stapled to his face."

"I real reason I'm single I have a tiny penis."

"How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero? 0K"

"My wife asked me, ""Where's your wedding ring?"" I said, ""I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."""

"I don't post for the karma."

"What's the difference between shame and pride? It depends on where I draw the line."

"Why did Hugh Glass go to the doctor? Because he felt grizzly after months of unbearable pain."

"What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?... They were both shot in Vegas!"