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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? A: They called it the herd shot 'round the world."

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"My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: ""can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"""
"A Vietnamese couple found out they were expecting twins. It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"The whole ""limiting myself to one glass of wine a day"" thing is going really great. I'm like 5 years ahead of schedule."
"CROSS THE ROAD... MONKEY Q: Why did the monkey cross the road? A: So he could get spanked."
"What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways? He died on the cross!"
"Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids."
"Why can't Rabbis eat pork and Priests can't have sex? Because the Rabbis got to choose first."
"Did you know that I can see into the future? I have 2020 vision"