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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who was born in a camper? A son of a hitch!"
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"How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!"
"Sometimes I'll water my plants with boiling water because why should they have it so good?"
"Q: What kind of pizza do pilots like? A: Plain."
"Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer? Avast, ye scurvy dogs!"
"So the other day I was throat fucking a black chick She said ""I can't breathe!"" I said ""Honey, lets not make this political."""
"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""
"ABC NEWS: Bees fly and make honey FOX: Islamic insects attacking Texas CNN: flying warbirds create liquid yellow weapons of mass destruction"
"Why won't women ever play in the NHL? Because the periods would take too long."
"What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell"