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Joke of the Day

"Anyone still keeping up with their New Year's resolutions? I am... Still 1080p"

"Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus."

"I'm going to wear a Seahawks jersey to my next exam so I know that i'll pass."

"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."

"Impress your date. Be wild. Flip the table. Flip it 360 so its upright again & nothing has moved except a roll that has flown into her mouth"

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken Sedan!"

"Why am I still hearing noises from the class? Because you still have ears, teacher."

"A man walks into hospital ""What's with Jane ?"" ""It doesn't look good"" ""Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"""

"Did you hear about the ancient bisexual motorcycle gang made up of Norse monarchs? They're called the bi-kings"

"How do you have a party in space? you Planet!"