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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to wear a Seahawks jersey to my next exam so I know that i'll pass."

"I have sex daily I mean dyslexia. Fuck."

"In my office, I tried pushing the envelope... But it's still stationery."

"all the sexy dinosaurs went extinct during the flirtatious period"

"What is the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer. A bad lawyer can make a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer."

"Whose the most vague person in the Military ? General Direction."

"Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither."

"Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble? It had run out of lettuce"

"Leave comments under the college videos on porn sites. Like, 'Kelly, you better be getting an A if you're fucking the professor. Love Mom'"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once."