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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to wear a Seahawks jersey to my next exam so I know that i'll pass."
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"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"
"What would you guys like to ask an American? Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway"
"What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian! im sorry"
"Composed a mixtake with a few bars of silence in the woods. Call it a four rest fire."
"How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !"
"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."
"Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning."
"England soccer team have got a new captain today His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow.."
"Blonde joke ""Nurse, could you please take Mr. Oliver's pulse?"" ""Why? Doesn't he have one of his own?"""