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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the ancient bisexual motorcycle gang made up of Norse monarchs? They're called the bi-kings"

"i think it's ironic that #youdonthavealife is trending on a social networking site."

"Why did God make four cheeks in the human body? he made an ass of the first two."

"Damn girl are you the meta? 'Cause I really didn't need this cumback."

"Sephora is my favorite place to fart."

"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't!"

"My ex-girlfriend has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea."

"the fact that im 29 and buttholes and poop are still really funny to me says more about the staying power of buttholes than it does about me"

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"Taxi drivers seem pretty sad these days... I guess you could say they're, *uber* depressed."