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Joke of the Day

"looks like our killer left his calling card. 5 cents/min to canada, 7c/min to puerto rico. he knows what he's doing."

"Girl, do you need an inhaler? 'Cuz I heard you got that ass mah."

"Jesus: Give them fingernails in case they start itching. God: Alright, but wouldn't it be funny if they couldn't reach their backs?"

"Why didn't sine cross the road? Cosecant"

"A turd walks into the doctors office... and says, ""I feel like shit."""

"Ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... Stop right there, me! I'm under arrest for posting an unoriginal joke!"

"It's a difficult day for me today. Today is the day I tell my dog that I am not his biological mother and that his real mother was a bitch."

"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."

"I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?"

"A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""