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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe my roommate thinks I have boundary issues... at least that's what her diary said."
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"Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate? Dracula."
"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."
"The guys who measure out the granite so it fits nicely in your kitchen were prob mad when they found out the term counterfeiters was taken"
"I forgot to bring my towel to the gym... But I'm not gonna sweat it."
"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"
"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."
"My son just said he doesn't like cheese and now I have to interview all the mailmen in my neighborhood"
"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"
"Yo Momma so ugly.. She look like Darth Vader naked."