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Joke of the Day
"Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
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"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a sinking boat, who survives ? America"
"Some people go to church on Sunday mornings. I just grabbed snacks and crawled back in bed to watch porn and read tweets."
"Why did the sex assault victim get triggered by the pear? Because pear in an anagram for rape."
"Sitting in the back of a police car ""Excuse me, could I have the AUX chord, please?"""
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"
"holy shit imagine a crab bringing you breakfast on a tray like a lil waiter"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."
"Attention Walmart Shoppers - There is someone dressed Appropriately in Aisle 12"
"HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU BURNING SINGLES NEAR YOU 1ST DEGREE BURNED SINGLES NEAR YOU DEAD SINGLES NEAR YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP"