118995
Joke of the Day
"Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
Next Joke
"If your wife is shouting Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."
"Female Ghostbusters? What about male Charlie's Angels?"
"Funniest joke ever Your dick is big"
"""He's not sleeping with you cause you're fat and ugly, so lose some weight and do your make up like this."" - Women's magazines, summarized."
"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking about retiring? He decided to stick it out for another year."
"Did you hear about the resourceful proctologist? He always used two fingers, in case his patients wanted a second opinion."
"Golf Joke: The Cast Away - YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube"
"I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well."
"""I can't wait to see what my Happy Meal prize is! Wait...what the -"" [U2 is playing a free concert in the box]"