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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P"

"What Does a Farmer and Dubstep have in common? They both drop beats!"

"I have some frilly pants. They are never on time. It's OK, though... They're late bloomers"

"Polygamy vs. Monogamy Polygamy: When a man has one too many wives. Monogamy: When a man has one too many wives."

"I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself."

"Did you hear about the most recent police shooting? I heard they killed a law-abiding, productive member of society."

"How does a German call an Irishman? Komm, Sean!"

"Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first"

"You can't fix stupid, but you can buy it a drink and tell it you're in Maroon 5"

"I hate people who talk behind my back. They discussed me."