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Joke of the Day
"My cat died. Just kitten."
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"Girls be having unprotected sex but then have the best case for their iPhone. They care more about their phone than their pussy"
"Is Kamagra safe? http://www.kamagracheaper.eu/index.php?route=blog/article&article_id=3"
"I was fired from my job in the pasta factory. I made a fusilli errors."
"I once asked a girl out on a date to perform in my favorite hobby. She demanded there be no strings attached We had a shit day flying kites"
"What do you get when you burn down Woolworths? Coles."
"What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer? Finding out it's curable."
"""How can this idiot possibly be elected as president?"" Says a nation that hasn't gotten over the death of a gorilla in 6 months."
"So when two guys get super friendly it's bromantic, but what about two girls? Can we make homantic a thing? Or 'gina buddies or something?"
"Oh, did my tweet insulting a celebrity upset you? Maybe you should tell them about it the next time you guys hang out."