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Joke of the Day

"In 7 seasons I've never seen a single motherfucker on Top Chef wash their hands."

"Here's a joke about my browser history: [deleted]"

"Plane crashed in graveyard Police recovered 2000 bodies."

"If you told me in 1995 that you had to use an mp3 player to copy programs to a telephone in the future, I'd assume you had brain damage"

"The meeting with Kim Davis isn't the only thing on his U.S. trip that Pope Francis wanted to keep secret... The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel."

"I was walking though a forest With a young girl the other night and she said ""I'm scared"" I said ""Your scared, I've gotta walk back on my own"""

"What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? Tequila never goes bad"

"What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam"

"I got accused yesterday of ""plagiarism!!!"" Their words, not mine."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Killer Keemstar (DramaAlert)? Hitler knew when to kill himself. (Got this from the youtube comments of Hell)"