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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? Hasbro."

"So I was fingering my sister the other day. She said ""wow you do it just like dad!"" I replied ""thats what mom said"" then I found my brothers wedding ring."

"My favorite joke is about RMS Titanic. It's a one-liner."

"What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ? They both love stoning women."

"That touchdown dance is exactly the same as mine when I wake up in a guy's apartment and his furnished apartment has a nice view."

"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots"

"How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated? Defeeted"

"Question on my Visa Application ""have you ever been convicted of a crime ?"" followed by ""explain why""... so I put ""no"" and ""good lawyer."

"Got a reality check today It bounced."

"The person who invented knock knock jokes Deserves a *no-bell* prize"