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"Overly Polite Twins Why were the overly polite twins almost never born? ""After you."" ""No, after you."""
"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"
"what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant? Bugs Bunny."
"Let's find out what pisses the crickets off and do THAT during the day"
"Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter."
"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"
"God created women and the devil taught her to smile."
"""Are you working right now? Where are you working?"" Facebook is worse than my parents."
"""I live my life .402 kilometers at a time, chap"" - Fast and Furious 7: Now We're British"