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Joke of the Day

"Did you know someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds? I feel bad for the poor fella."

"Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?"

"Push-up men's underwear. Taking complexes to a whole new level."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. And one of them was assaulted."

"Have a baby hold your cigarette for a minute and everybody loses their shit!"

"What is the first thing a fat person does on a website Accept cookies"

"What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article? Ehhhhhh!"

"Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling."

"Fetish... I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units. It gives me vent elation."

"There should be a ""shame"" setting on showerheads."