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Joke of the Day

"I always choose a political party with good snacks. Wait, that's how I choose a house party. And it's a dumb way to choose a house party."

"Doggy style, because sometimes you both just like the same tv show."

"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."

"I like my coffee like I like my women From a third world country and covered in cream"

"Always remember, there's someone out there for everyone... You'll probably never find them and die alone, but they're out there."

"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ...until they are flashing behind you."

"Executioner: final words? Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually."

"Madonna is talking with the Spice Girls Says she wants to sponsor a reunion tour so long as she can join them. The girls agree to condition. They call her Old Spice."

"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."