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Joke of the Day

"I carry around a note in my wallet that says, ""The curse must be passed, I'm so sorry"" in case it's ever stolen."

"Why did God give the seagulls wings? To beat the French to the garbage"

"What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?"

"A rubberball company went broke... But they bounced back"

"What's the difference between light beer and having sex in a boat? Nothing. They're both fucking near water."

"They finally created a documentary about clocks. It's about time."

"Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett? Han Solo"

"I have more memory of my conception than I do of last Saturday night... though sometimes I really wish my parents hadn't done porn."

"Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato? Signing the legal guardian paperwork"

"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece Help?"