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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss! *credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one"

"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you [gay!](http://www.afterfeed.com/)?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""

"To /r/news China just called, they want their censorship back."

"There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset, and"

"I live next door to a hacker. I wish he'd cut back on smoking."

"I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over."

"Why do all polish names end in ski? Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)"

"What did the right boob say to the left boob? ""You're my breast friend"""

"What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook."