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Joke of the Day

"I still can't get over the news about the marathon.. Even though it happened more than 20 years ago, I'll never get used to calling it Snickers."

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"Nobody who does marijuana says they ""do marijuana."""
"Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???"
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut."
"If a cat won an Oscar what would he get? An a-cat-emy award."
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Is a terrible thing to say to someone with a muscle eating disease."
"Guys, for Valentine's Day leave 3 notes scattered around your house for your girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", and ""me."" That'll keep her busy while you watch sports."
"Why shouldn't you buy a Unionmade watch? For every day it's working, it will break twice, yet still skips ahead half an hour while you're eating lunch."
"They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !"
"My friend thanked me for inviting him along to Fight Club. I replied ""Don't mention it."""